Sevylor Ranger Maiden Voyage
April 12th, 2008
I bought my Sevylor Ranger months ago, but hadn’t been able to take it out because I’d knackered the tendons in my feet and couldn’t walk. Real progress over the last few weeks meant that finally today I could give it a go. I talked my friend Tom into coming along. He’d never been on one of my trips before, so didn’t know what to expect. I think he thought it would be fun.
We put into the Welland on Stamford meadows, amid laughter from onlookers. It took around 5-10 mins to inflate the Ranger and get it afloat in clear skies and sunshine. The river was flowing nicely, and we barely needed to paddle at all. Seeing Stamford from the river for the first time was fantastic, as we cruised past the old stone buildings, imagining the waterway in Medieval times, when there was a thriving wool trade and loads of alchemists.

We portaged the big weir to the south of the town (photo) and stopped for a bit of lunch. Pretty soon we hit our first white water. I use the term extremely loosely. It was genuinely scary, but we made it through OK. Just a few minutes later however, we hit more white water and got stuck on a rock and pulled broadside to the current. I jumped out and pulled us clear, but it turned out that we’d ripped the polyester hull. If it hadn’t been there, that probably would have been the end of the trip, but the hull saved our inflatability nicely.

The following stretch was probably my favourite. We saw a heron and three kingfishers, and I may have seen a water vole, although at one point I was convinced an otter was swimming alongside us, and it turned out to be a log.

A torrent of hail was then unleashed upon us. It lashed into the water around us, and bit any exposed flesh. The journey was still enjoyable at this point, but soon a serious storm blew up, and we were assailed by hail, sleet and rain, with an icy wind thrown in for good measure. At this point one of the self-bailing plugs came open and soon we were sitting in cold water. We were also pretty lost. Suddenly a horrific stretch of white water came into view. We were fairly shot at this point and only just noticed it in time. Luckily we made it to the bank, but once we climbed up to the top, the wind was excessively cruel on our wet bodies. We did however spot a church steeple from the top of the bank, so Tom ran off to see where we were (photo).


After draining the boat and stoppering the plug, we carried along for a while until we got stuck again. I hopped out again, but got sucked into the mud and had to really wrestle to pull my feet free. A little while later we came to a bridge (photo). At this point Tom decided he’d had enough and would walk to the car from there, even though we had no idea where it was. Another minor miracle when we climbed up the bank and realised the car was just on the other side of the railway track. If Tom’s spider-sense hadn’t stopped us there, we would probably have been killed in more rapids.
It was sad to see the rip in my pretty Ranger, but I’m sure it can be fixed fairly easily. All in all a fun trip, and just what I’ve been missing whilst cooped up indoors for months with knackered feet. Bring on the next trip!
The repression in Tibet continues, and many people are wondering what they can do to help the Tibetan people in their struggle to be heard. Below are some ideas to get you started. Please add comments if you have further suggestions of your own.
The first is the Indian House Crow. They are extremely bold and curious. I have seen them hitching rides on trucks and lorries. They have also been spread around various parts of the world by their habit of hitching rides on ships. There is even a very small colony in Holland having been brought there by American warships. Whilst I was in India I remember having to discard my cup of tea which I was drinking outside. I turned my back on it for less than a minute to look at something. When I turned around a house crow had its beak very close to my tea.



First off I tried acupuncture. My Mum had tennis elbow a few years ago, which is a form of tendinitis, and one acupuncture session was enough to sort her completely. I had several sessions which worked incredibly well to get rid of the muscle spasm and get the bloodflow going in my feet again. It also helped to get rid of a lot of the pain.
I then saw a physio who imparted a fantastic secret … ice bandages. You soak a crepe bandage in water, squeeze most of the water out of it and freeze it. You then wrap the frozen bandage tightly around the foot and ankle and elevate the feet for fifteen minutes. This gives compression, ice and elevation at the same time. The swelling in my tendons went down very quickly using this method, and I’m currently doing it four times a day. I follow this up with stretching exercises (with a latex strap), an application of Voltarol (anti-inflammatory) lotion, and gentle massage, to get the blood flowing again and get rid of any muscle spasm.
I’ve also invested in some neoprene ankle supports. As well as supporting the ankle, they improve bloodflow in the area they cover, promoting healing. I’ve been wearing them when I’m doing anything other than sitting with my feet elevated. I’ve also been wearing them when swimming, and my feet feel much stronger after the exercise than they did without them.
Christine Field has sent me some extremely cute photos and the story of Squawk, the jackdaw she raised.
Squawk seemed to have no boundaries having been with humans, and I recall hearing the neighbours screaming. They had opened their back door and he dived in past the neighbour into their house. One patient at Park View was subject to Squawk dive bombing near him. I could just imagine the poor chap going back to staff and telling them and being told - don’t be silly - he’s delusional.
Squawk loved travelling in the car. He was like one of the family, spending weekends with my parents who have plenty of land if Paul and I were away. If we were ever looking for Squawk he would often return by being called loudly - he would return my call, and return to me. Often he would circle me a few times - almost teasing before he finally settled on my arm, hand or head.
I’ve finally got restarted on my Dr Who Weeping Angels game, based on the episode from last season. The idea is you have to get the key off an angel, then use it to enter the tardis, without being sent into the past by an invisible angel. I was unsure whether to do it as a puzzle or an adventure game, but have gone for a puzzle game, where the character (currently just Sally Sparrow, but it’s impossible to keep an eye on even one angel with just one character) moves a square at a time, as opposed to having free movement. I’ll still try and make it scary though!